Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is
when my mum goes ’ do you remember when you were little..’ NOPE NOPE NO MUM I DONT REMEMBER I DONT REMEMBER THOSE DAYS WHEN I HAD A BOWL CUT NOPE NOT IN MY MEMORY ABORT NOW